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an older version of maxon and america: KING AND QUEEN OF ILLÉA
But even now I know this isn’t a fairy tale. I know that we’ll have hard times, confusing times. I know that things won’t always happen the way we want them to and that we’ll have to work to remember we chose this. It won’t be perfect, not all the time. This isn’t happily ever after. It’s so much more than that.

(Source: adriancarstairs, via thequeenofillea)

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Will and Jem During Battle

Will:
*fighting*
Jem:
*sees an automaton advancing towards will from behind*
Jem:
Will, DUCK!
Will:
*screaming* WHERE?!? WHERE?!?
Jem:
................
Will:
COME FIGHT ME YOU BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BEAST!
Jem:
*sighs* *kills automaton*
Gabriel:
*Collapses to the floor laughing*

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The Mortal JEM-struments.

Jem:
Tessa I found a demon on the talking box called "miley" something or another it attacks its victims with spastic movements and naughty words
Jem:
"Twerk." It's like "to" and "work" in a single word. "I'm going twerk today."
Brilliant.
Jem:
Tessa I've made a new friend her name is Siri she's very agreeable you should say hello
Jem:
teSSA ITS RAINING IN THE BATHROOM AND I AM IN THE NUDE
Jem:
but why are there only six episodes tessa do something
Jem:
*sings quietly* dunt drop dat thduh thduh thduh hey
Jem:
i aM OLDER THAN 18 TESSA GIVE ME THAT CELLULAR DEVICE AT ONCE I MUST HAVE A "PILLOW-PET"
Jem:
*texts* tesssaaaaaaa
Jem:
tessa why arent you answerijng
Jem:
answeing
Jem:
i mean answeriimh
Jem:
tessa please help